For people that don't want anything to drink
Wild Twerky!
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
A place were crows go to get a drink!
You'd spill your drink.
Because there's no karma involved.
The Iforgotto
He wanted cold cuts.
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
A sourpuss!
Because it's soda pressing.
Too many horses were drowning.
It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.
Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body
