Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink