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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

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What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

What do you call it when Kony drinks too much?

Cognac

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

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What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

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What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

Why are hot pickle buns so popular in Polish women's prisons?

They're made out of dill dough.

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink