For people that don't want anything to drink
All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
CGI Friday's
Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.
Well then you better go catch it!
At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.
By using a bottle opener
Gronkowski
They have a polar pole poll.
Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body