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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

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Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

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What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink