Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Polish People Jokes More Polish People Jokes

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink