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Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

Stop with the cheesey jokes!