Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

Sorry you're not my type.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.