Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

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Who wants ice cream?

Uta Hagen daz.

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard?

The spacebar!