A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
The Significant Others just want babies.
Heairs.
All white, all white, all white.
He wasn't a charitable guy
Paradise.
He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.
Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke
Outlaws are wanted people
He didn't want any beef.
Well, you want them to work, don't you?
Irrelevant.
They wanted to restore the CNNomies
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
I want my Nickleback....
Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.
You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
Race car noises. When do we want them? Neoooooooooooooooooooooow
They wanted to go to the mooo....vies
Skip to my loo.
He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.
Nothing. She's fine.
I want hue.
Because it's more than a ceiling
Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.
Grrraaaaiiinnns...
Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe
Because he doesn't want to be spotted
GAINZZZZZZ
He didn't want no scrubs
Whatever you want, he can't hear you..
No one wants to be comic sans.
You want flies with that?
I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
They both want to pull 1 over on you.
There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
Neither want me coming inside them.
Because he wanted to play chicken.
He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
I don't want to put a repost in my mouth
NeinIcant
Because he wanted to see his flat mate.
When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"
He wanted to speak in tungsten.
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
They hate plaque buildup.
He was a cheetah.
It wanted to get off its ash.
The Antelopes.
Because no one on earth wants to buy it.
Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"
I want my quarter back!
Because we want to!
Be the change you want to see in the world.
A key.
Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.
It leaves.
Make it Tso's Number One.
Because they only wanted a little drama.
An outlet
Tobaccio
Le meow
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
That was time consuming but I still want seconds.
He wanted tequila.
It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.
The 2016 Olympics.
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
The Millenial Falcon.
He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends
They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.
St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
He wanted to feed his nightmares.
He wanted to get a long little doggy
Uta Hagen daz.
As Mandy Moore times as I want to.
Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme
Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.
He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.
Because the only constant is change.
They don't want to!
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
They Hire 'Em A Biff!
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)
Ayy lil' mayo.
Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."
Namaste
HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!
Socrates
I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."
The referee said he wanted a clean fight.
One of them you want to see a lot less of.
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
Because he was a fungi
Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!
One of them is actually wanted!
An Urn-ado.
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
Because he rarely shaved the balls.
Sparky.
You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast
Iran!
He took a forrest dump.
Tukaluk
Urine luck
Because they pee on poles.
A cricket ball!
Because he had no body to dance with!
Life eventually ends.
He Double Gloucester.
Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.
Billy Ocean
