Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

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Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell?

Let's go get Jobs.

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Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.