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Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

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Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!

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What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?

Ovary Enthusiastic

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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What's the opposite of "lily white"?

A racist term of some sort.

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!