Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

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Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

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What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!