Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

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How do programmers get a sixpack?

Int abs = new int23

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

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Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine