Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

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What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

Anything with curry in it.

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What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!