Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

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Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool

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Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

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Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.