Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

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What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

What do you call a man who used to like tractors?

An extractor fan!

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What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?

Out of the way!

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

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Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

What do I and Y2K have in common?

Neither of us can get a date right

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Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!