Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

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Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

Cuz aparently he likes "snow".

What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it?

The slippery slope fallacy

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

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Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

Elephants never forget.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!