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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

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What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

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Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

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Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.