None. That's a hardware problem.
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He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.
They objectify everything.
He went data way.
Because Oct31 = Dec25
Int abs = new int23
Because he didn't get arrays.
You are my MSB.
It ain't gonna be soft where my engine nearing!
Because of the eclipse.
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
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Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.
They both call an 8-course meal a bite.
Because they're good at commiting.
Because they're object oriented.
They needed a developer.
Off-by-one error.
Byte-sized.
Sea++
Hello world!
He just needed a little bit of Clojure.
They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.
So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.
He followed the shampoo instructions.
Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.
A log dump!
An Algo-rhythm.
It's the only way they can get a string of dates.
Because of the overflow errors!
Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d
Maine
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
A developing country
Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";
The Foo Bar.
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
None that's a hardware problem
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.
Wife: Your sense of humor.
He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.
Pina colliders.
Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!
They were too GUI.
Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.
His job was soda-pressing
None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".
It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
