None. That's a hardware problem.
He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.
He went data way.
Because Oct31 = Dec25
Int abs = new int23
Because he didn't get arrays.
You are my MSB.
Because of the eclipse.
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.
Because they're good at commiting.
Because they're object oriented.
They needed a developer.
Off-by-one error.
Byte-sized.
Sea++
Hello world!
He just needed a little bit of Clojure.
They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.
So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.
He followed the shampoo instructions.
Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.
A log dump!
An Algo-rhythm.
It's the only way they can get a string of dates.
Because of the overflow errors!
Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d
Maine
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
A developing country
Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";
The Foo Bar.
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
None that's a hardware problem
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Triggernometry
One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.
There can be only one.
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.
They both worry about the position of colons.
He didn't knead any more dough.
Because he went crackers.
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
Would you like fries with that
An unidentified frying object.
