None. That's a hardware problem.
He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.
He went data way.
Because Oct31 = Dec25
Int abs = new int23
Because he didn't get arrays.
You are my MSB.
Because of the eclipse.
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.
They both call an 8-course meal a bite.
Because they're good at commiting.
Because they're object oriented.
They needed a developer.
Off-by-one error.
Byte-sized.
Sea++
Hello world!
He just needed a little bit of Clojure.
They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.
So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.
He followed the shampoo instructions.
Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.
A log dump!
An Algo-rhythm.
It's the only way they can get a string of dates.
Because of the overflow errors!
Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d
Maine
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
A developing country
Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";
The Foo Bar.
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
None that's a hardware problem
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like
Tummy, my X-Men!
You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!
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Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!
"Would you like fries with that "
Should it really be a lightbulb
One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.
Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"
Pasta La Vista, baby!
I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.
Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
