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How do programmers say 'I love you!'?

You are my MSB.

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Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

Why do SJW's hate Programmers?

They objectify everything.

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Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.