How do programmers say 'I love you!'?

You are my MSB.

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What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

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What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan