How do programmers say 'I love you!'?

You are my MSB.

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.