How do programmers say 'I love you!'?

You are my MSB.

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Why do SJW's hate Programmers?

They objectify everything.

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.