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How do programmers say 'I love you!'?

You are my MSB.

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How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)