What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

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Why do wrestlers love video games?

Because of the lutte

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

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What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.