What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

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Who's there! Baby! Baby who?

Baby love my baby love....!

What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.