What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

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Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.