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What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love

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What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.