April Sale - 20% Off

What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

Previous Random Joke Next

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.