I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
It's Minute Made
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
Romeow
I used to love tractors
Because women love digging up the past.
They both love clubbin'
An ATM machine
Because Missouri loves company
Cus they love to count YAAAARds.
Because they can get their whole grains.
Haram Bae
Theyre always on the lookout for a tight seal.
Because tea leaves.
A knock-knocktopus.
Rohypnol
Because is a raeli good country
Because they always get a little hoarse
Zoos
You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".
Tomorrow
Because of the lutte
Because she had a pun in the oven!
Love.
Because he got an award for revvin' it.
Edifice Rex
They both love The Wall
You are my MSB.
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
Sun of a beach
Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.
Because they love nitpicking.
He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.
Because he loves miso
I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!
Because love means nothing to them.
Because he cauterize.
Because they love BOOOOoooOOoOoOoooooooze!!
Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me
P.S. I Love You
And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?
In tennis, love means nothing.
Because Dey-go-bah.
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...
Jared Fogle
Ello, 'ello, 'ello!
Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions
Because it's too wet to woo.
Because its the only love they get.
Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it
Bulbasaurs
Because I don't love you anymore.
Because it's the first Indy movie.
Kern-el
Cause love is what I got
Because he's a cross product.
The Pittsburgh Steelers
He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....
In hertz!
Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!
They love to gambol.
Spit, Swallow and Gargle.
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
A Jiraffa.
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
A condom.
Everybody loves Putin!
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places
Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(
A deep friar.
Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.
Baby don't hurt me.
A shampoodle
Because he kept calling "One Love"
They can't-elope.
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
Because it was the first Indie film.
A Yacult...
Spit, sallow, and gargle.
Because he said he loves miso.
They love to swim in gold coins.
A necromancer
I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.
A balloon animal!
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
De fishes
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
Spit, swallow, gargle.
On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?
An extractor fan
I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.
The energy bill...
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.
Abominable.
A firm grip on the back of her head.
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
They're buds
Because B's go after them!
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
A weeafood
Bicycle petals!
You make my temperature rise.
You talk to him!
A Refrigerator
