Why are so many ghosts alcoholics?

Because they love BOOOOoooOOoOoOoooooooze!!

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)