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How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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Who's there! Adam! Adam who?

Adam up and tell me the total!

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

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Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO

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Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist