How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

Just Boo! I'm a ghost!

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

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Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

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What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed