How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

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What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

How can a law student make it?

Lowering the bar. or not to.

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!