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How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

Who's there! Boo! Boo who?

Just Boo! I'm a ghost!

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What do ghosts order at the bar?

Sam-BOO!-ca

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

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How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest