How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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What's a young birds favourite game?

BEAK A BOO!

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO

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What did the deaf bug order at the bar?

A Bee-Ear

Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

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What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?

The nightmayor.

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.