How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

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How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

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What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

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What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception

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How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.