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How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

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Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What do you call a moving company owned by cows?

A bunch of moooovers.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What music do dyslexic programmers listen to?

Run/CMD

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.