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How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

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Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder