Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!
Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Her brother has a moustache.
When he turns his cow to pasture.
It was an udder catastrophe.
Because it's logarythmic.
Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.
A buck an ear (buccaneer).
Aw shucks!
Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!
The cow has the udder.