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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

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What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.