What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

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What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!