What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

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What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!