What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What do you milk you can't see?

Pasteurized milk.

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What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!