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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

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What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

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In case she wanted black coffee.

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Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.