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What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Udder Failure Jokes More Udder Failure Jokes

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!