What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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What kind of music do cows listen to?

Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

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A Moo - nwalker

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

Udder Failure Jokes More Udder Failure Jokes

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.