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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

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Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

What kind of music do cows listen to?

Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

Udder Failure Jokes More Udder Failure Jokes

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!