What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

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Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.