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What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.