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What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Udder Failure Jokes More Udder Failure Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.