What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

How does Darth Vader like his milk?

Warm

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What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.