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What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!

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Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

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What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!