What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

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Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!