What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

What do you call a cow that's scared of everything?

Coward!

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.