What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe?

The shoe has a sole

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

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What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.