What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!