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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)