What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

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Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.