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Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

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Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

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What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!