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Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

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Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists