Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

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How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.