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Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

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Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.