Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

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What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.