Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

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Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

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What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

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What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!