How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

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What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

What do you call an ant from overseas?

Impartant

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What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

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Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

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What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?

A snout bout!

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!