How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

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What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket in disguise.

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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Why was the little ant confused?

Because his uncles are aunts.

Why was the baby ant confused?

Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)

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What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?

A snout bout!

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!