How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

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What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

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How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

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Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

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What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?

A snout bout!

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!