How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

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Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

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What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

Why was the baby ant so confused?

Because all of his uncles were ants!

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

Uncle Jokes More Uncle Jokes

Why was the baby ant so confused?

Because all of his uncles were ants!

Why was the little ant confused?

Because his uncles are aunts.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!