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How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

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Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?

Discordant!

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

Uncle Jokes More Uncle Jokes

What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!