Disguise Jokes

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.

What is Green and Oblong?

A well disguised orange!

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket in disguise.

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's the best time to visit your Chinese dentist?

Tooth hurty

What's the heaviest Chinese food?

Wonton

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

She kicked the bucket!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

Mascarpone Jokes More Mascarpone Jokes

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you get when cross-eyed and looking at a solar eclipse?

A solar ellipses...

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull