Heh, disguised toast.
Because eventually, its cover would be blown.
Mascarpone
A sheopard.
Infrognito.
He became a Muslim.
In disguise.
A well disguised orange!
They disguise themselves as uncles!
A red bucket in disguise.
An orange in disguise! Boom!!!
A police dog in disguise.
Disguise!
An elephant disguised as a banana!
Faux-teccine
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!
A lardvark!
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Sam. Samsung
Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.
A Wok in the Park
Because ah, the egg roll.
A red bucket.
King Kong in clingfilm
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
