Heh, disguised toast.
Because eventually, its cover would be blown.
Mascarpone
A sheopard.
Infrognito.
He became a Muslim.
In disguise.
A well disguised orange!
They disguise themselves as uncles!
A red bucket in disguise.
An orange in disguise! Boom!!!
A police dog in disguise.
Disguise!
An elephant disguised as a banana!
Faux-teccine
An encownter group.
They herd
Green "Nope. Green."
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
The elephantom of the opera!
Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!
The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!
An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.
To have a CAT scan done.
CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*
I don't know, ask the Arabs!
Arab spring
For-Mal-To-Hide.
Because it's always spotted.
