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Disguise Jokes

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.

What is Green and Oblong?

A well disguised orange!

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket in disguise.

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

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What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use

Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

What should we call the big finger?

Thumb' seems as good as any." "Impressive. What about this smallest one " "PINKY!" "............."

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

Red Bucket Jokes More Red Bucket Jokes

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket in disguise.

What's red and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

Uncle Jokes More Uncle Jokes

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

Why was the baby ant so confused?

Because all of his uncles were ants!