Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket in disguise.

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Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)