Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

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Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

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Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!

Why did the cat sleep under the car?

Because she wanted to wake up oily!

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What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.

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Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)