Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

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How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

What does an invisible watermelon look like?

Like that.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

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What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket in disguise.

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

Police Dog Jokes More Police Dog Jokes

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.