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Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Why did the cat fall into the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Police Dog Jokes More Police Dog Jokes

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.