Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What was the dog doing on the turnpike?

About seven miles an hour.

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

Don't look I'm changing!!

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket in disguise.

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

Police Dog Jokes More Police Dog Jokes

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.