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Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.

What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

Police Dog Jokes More Police Dog Jokes

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)