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Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

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What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down?

His Doughnuts.

What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.

Police Dog Jokes More Police Dog Jokes

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.