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Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

Police Dog Jokes More Police Dog Jokes

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)