Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?

He has cat-arrh!

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

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What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

Police Dog Jokes More Police Dog Jokes

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.