How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many old-timey gangsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We ain't sayin' nuthin'.

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Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

What were the political views of the librarian?

She wanted open borders.