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How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there?

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

Librarian Jokes More Librarian Jokes

What were the political views of the librarian?

She wanted open borders.

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.