How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I'm no scientist

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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

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Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold