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How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

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How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

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What's wrong with Bessie?

She looks like she's in constant pain! She has mooootiple sclerosis

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

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How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for