How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

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How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

Librarian Jokes More Librarian Jokes

What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."