She wanted open borders.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Their occupation makes them very shelf conscious.
According to the Gooey Decimal System.
They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold
It says, "Shhh!" all day!
Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."
Can I take you out
Find what you're booking for
Because actions speak louder than words.
I don't know but I can look it up for you.
Because someone stole his thunder
A **MIDI**-val file.
A Dell.
It's a shifty business.
I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"
Because he was accused of Boolean.
A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME
I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."
Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
He didn't want no scrubs
Test-tickles
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
Logs on to Wikipedia*
The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
