Their occupation makes them very shelf conscious.
According to the Gooey Decimal System.
They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold
It says, "Shhh!" all day!
Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."
Can I take you out
Find what you're booking for
Because actions speak louder than words.
I don't know but I can look it up for you.
DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!
Because the chicken was having a day off!
One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
Because love means nothing to them.
I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
She wanted to tease hair
An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.
He uses a cacti-lator!
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
A Wookie mistake!
My attempts at small talk.
Student: A variable who don't need no man
Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!
