Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

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It says, "Shhh!" all day!

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Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.