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Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Librarian Jokes More Librarian Jokes

What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out

Why are librarians so shy?

Their occupation makes them very shelf conscious.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Shhh Jokes More Shhh Jokes

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!