Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

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What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

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What were the political views of the librarian?

She wanted open borders.

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

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Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

How do you make any watch a stopwatch?

Don't wind it.

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Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.