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Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Librarian Jokes More Librarian Jokes

What were the political views of the librarian?

She wanted open borders.

What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting.

Shhh Jokes More Shhh Jokes

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.