How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

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Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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Nukes... You're fired!

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Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!