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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

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Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

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What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked