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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!