Nuke Jokes

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked