What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

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Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

What do you fire from underwater guns?

Seashells

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Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)

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Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!