What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

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Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

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Who is the least guilty U.S. President?

Lincoln. He's in a cent!

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is