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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

W'

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Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

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What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression