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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

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Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.