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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

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Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

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Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.