What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

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Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

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She threw away all of the W's.

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Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

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Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza