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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

How does a racist joke start?

A small loan of a million dollars.

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What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

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What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is