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Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in. P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

Because William Shatner

What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.