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Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

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What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

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What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.