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Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.

Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

How did Dairy Queen wind up pregnant?

Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What did the bartender say to the horse?

Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.