Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal.

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.