Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common?

Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.

What did one eyeball say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What color is the wind?

Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.