Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!