Green paint.
Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells
Nobody knows.
A little fish that smells like fingers.
Can you smell carrot?
Bo nose
The-Odor-e Roosevelt.
He was on duty.
Between you and me, something smells.
Usain Bolti.
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
Kermit's fingers
Chloroform SHHHH..
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Olive oil.
Kermit's Finger.
Clown poo!
Deez nuts.
Kermit's finger
Clown Poo
Kermit the Frog's fingers.
Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.
Kermit the Frog
They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.
One that smells like a snow man.
Bunny farts
Nostrildamus
Usain Balti
Dung! Get it?!
About 100 French people right now
You smell
It smells like teen spirit.
White paint
Awful
Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.
Because he always plays with Pooh.
Kermits finger
A nose
Because all they do is break wind.
Kermit the Frog's finger
Line dancing at sun city
The Prostate
The gearbox in the wife's car...
Her clam smells like fish!
Kermit the Frog's finger.
Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)
Bacon.
Trout
Your nose
Because we're beautiful and smell good!
Everybody loves Putin!
Kermit the Frog's finger...
They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.
Because William Shatner
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Naan sense!
An eggsy-stench-alist.
Depends
Kermit the frogs finger.
Lion vomit.
Rabbit farts
Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.
Kermit the frogs finger...
Kermit the frogs middle finger.
Kermit the Frog's Finger
He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.
Kermit's finger.
Kermit the Frog's Finger!!
Ex-stinky
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.
Pu
They have to smell it but they can't taste it!
In the olfactory.
A hamster!
Koala farts
Cat Farts...
Monkey farts
Smells like teen spirit.
Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.
At yeast he's a fungi.
Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy
Kermit the frogs fingers
A smell that keeps coming back!
Really bad.
Terrible!
The Boston Celtics
He plays with Pooh.
Tyrone Lannister
A tongue
Does this smell like chloroform to you
Because you're breaking wind.
Kermit the Frog's Finger.
Stopping it with a shovel.
A baby with forks in it's eyes.
She was looking for Alderaan men.
Nobody, he had no one to look up to.
E-I-E-I-O.
Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na
A greydient
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
I don't really carrot all for vegetables.
Geek Squad
The Garden of Eden
Sea-men. My brother told me that
She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."
