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What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!

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What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger