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What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

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What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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Kermits finger

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What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.