Kermit Finger Jokes

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

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What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?

In his hog cabin!

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

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Why did Ms. Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.