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What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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Bacon.

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Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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What is white and twelve inches long?

Nothing

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Cured ham.

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Kermit the Frog's finger

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Pen and Oink!

What do you call a pig who overacts?

A ham ham.

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What's hotter, green or red peppers?

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers