Kermit Finger Jokes

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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Because he had a stinking cold!

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What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

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Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

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Nothing.

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Who's there! Bacon! Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday!

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps