Kermit Finger Jokes

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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Kermits finger

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

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Bakin'!

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He was a little shoat.

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What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

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What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...