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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Whats in his backpack?

Parachute

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"