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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

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What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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How do dinosaurs smell?

Ex-stinky

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

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What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon Snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Middle Finger Jokes More Middle Finger Jokes

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.