Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

Whats a cab drivers favorite song?

Livin' on a fare!

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

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What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

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Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

What is hard and six inches long?

My pen is

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What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

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Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.