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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

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What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

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Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

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What do old people smell like?

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What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

Why am I not asleep?

He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

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What is small furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster!

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

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Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.