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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

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What is Green and Oblong?

A well disguised orange!

What do you call a color-blind pop artist?

See No Green

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What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

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Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.