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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What does the Illuminati smell like?

New World Odor

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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What is Green and Oblong?

A well disguised orange!

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

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Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger