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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

What's Kermit the Frog's favorite song?

Whib It" by Devo.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

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What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.