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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

Where are smells made?

In the olfactory.

Green Jokes More Green Jokes

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What is Green and Oblong?

A well disguised orange!

Kermit Finger Jokes More Kermit Finger Jokes

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger