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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

Henry Jokes More Henry Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!