What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

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What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8