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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?

A polo bear!

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

Henry Jokes More Henry Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it