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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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What's Kermit the Frog's favorite song?

Whib It" by Devo.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8