What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

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What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.