What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

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How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

Why did Ms. Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.