What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!