What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

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What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

What are Mario's overalls made of?

Denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates