What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

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Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate