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What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

How much does a pirate earing cost?

A buccaneer

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How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Pilate Jokes More Pilate Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate