What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What are Mario's overalls made of?

Denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

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What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates