What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

Removed

What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

Sony Jokes More Sony Jokes

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Announce Jokes More Announce Jokes

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!