What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

The people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Sony Jokes More Sony Jokes

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

Announce Jokes More Announce Jokes

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!