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What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between oooh and ahh?

3 inches

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

A peasantfeeling

Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

Sony Jokes More Sony Jokes

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

What do you call a fake Sony phone?

Phony

Announce Jokes More Announce Jokes

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!