What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

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What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station

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What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

What do you call a fake Sony phone?

Phony

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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.