What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a schoolmaster and a stationmaster?

The stationmaster minds trains while the schoolmaster trains minds.

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

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What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

Sony Jokes More Sony Jokes

What do you call a fake Sony phone?

Phony

What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

Announce Jokes More Announce Jokes

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.