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What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

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What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

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How do trains from different countries understand each other?

With a trainslator

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

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What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.