Sony Jokes

Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type

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Why do the Japs like Sony?

Because they made the Playstasian

What do you call a fake Sony phone?

Phony

What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

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He has a big E on his pajamas.

What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

Memory Jokes More Memory Jokes

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

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Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What did the feminist baker blame for all of her life's problems?

The Pastryarchy.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.