Sony Jokes

Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type

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What do you call a fake Sony phone?

Phony

What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

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What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

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What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

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What's that boy?

An armed robbery on 5th "Timmy's stuck in a well "

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

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Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

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What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up