Sony Jokes

Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type

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What do you call a fake Sony phone?

Phony

What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

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What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

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Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.