Sony Jokes

What do you call a fake Sony phone?

Phony

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What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

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How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

What do you say to a broken Xbox One?

Nothing, you already said it twice.

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

Which Asians have the softest skin?

Laotians

What do Asians do when they have erections?

They vote

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

Stereo Type Jokes More Stereo Type Jokes

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.