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Sony Jokes

Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type

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What do you call a fake Sony phone?

Phony

What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

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Tennish.

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Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

Because he had no knees

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

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An eggsy-stench-alist.

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MOODOO.

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What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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He stopped believing in stereotypes.

What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

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What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

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What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common?

Reclaiming black bodies.

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.