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Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

How do you make a pheromone?

Let his people go!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Who's there! Buckle! Buckle who?

Buckle get you a drink but not much else!

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.