Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

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What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

On a map!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.