Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!