Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

Because they never drink alone.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw