Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

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What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

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Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!