Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

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What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

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Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

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What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo