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Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

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What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.