Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
Because of their proximity to the
Who said talk is cheap
A bird that talks in morse code!
Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.
It speaks in Polly-syllables!
Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
Because they're bad conductors.
When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.
