Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.
Because he doesn't want to be spotted!
It's too little to be out alone.
Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.
God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
Nothing, you already told her once.
Because they would crack each other up.
They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!
It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.
Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*
Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.