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What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

Curiosity Jokes More Curiosity Jokes

What do you call a suicidal cat?

Curiosity.

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.