What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

Previous Random Joke Next

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?

Land of Cold-Fusion".

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

Curiosity Jokes More Curiosity Jokes

What do you call a suicidal cat?

Curiosity.

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...