What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

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Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

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What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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What do you call a suicidal cat?

Curiosity.

What's a mouse's best friend?

Curiosity!