What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.