What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas