Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

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Why don't Applebee's employees wear watches?

Cuz there's a clock on the microwave

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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What do midwesterners call Minnesota?

Minnepop.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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What do you call a blonde on a college campus?

A visitor

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.