Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Specie Jokes More Specie Jokes

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!