Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

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Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

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What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what