Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

The porbeagle.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

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What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

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What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.