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Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Specie Jokes More Specie Jokes

What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.