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Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Specie Jokes More Specie Jokes

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?

After a week he was spotless!