There's a clock on the stove.
Woman: "My husband's checkbook."
February... because it has the least number of days
Somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project
Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.
There's already a clock on the stove
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
That was time consuming but I still want seconds.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.