Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
When you marry her as a billionaire.
Because I'm not a sandwich.
He paws-ed it!
Because there's a clock on the stove.
A bald beagle!
Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
It goes back four seconds!
That was time consuming but I still want seconds.
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
There's a clock on the stove.
