What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

On OkilyDokilyCupid

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How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?

It is a no spin zone

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How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

A waist of time

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.