Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

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No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

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His surname

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Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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His surname

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So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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A match made in Heaven.

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Give her a shovel...

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So the dishwasher matches the stove.

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His answer: "My mom."

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.