Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

How can you tell if a groom is Polish?

He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range