Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
It's all out of eggs..
Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...
You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.
It's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.
I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"
Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.
Denim denim denim.....
He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
To get to the other bride.
TLDR
Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't!
No matches founds
One strike, and they're out.
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
Give her a shovel.
Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove
There's a clock on the stove.
