Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.
Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge
He didn't want to get hippothermia.
Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...
Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!
She said "ugh nothing!"
Drops it like it's hot.
He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.
A new last name.
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't!
It's a match made in Heaven!
Because they rain supreme.
Remarry
Give her a shovel!
You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
