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Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

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Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!