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What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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What was the name of the Polish limo driver?

Piccop Andropoff.

What do you call a Polish fisherman?

A fishing pole.

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What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.