What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish

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What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.