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What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name

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What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.