What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name

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What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

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How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

How do you call a spiritually significant Polish guy?

Totem Pole.

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What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

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What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.