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What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name

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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

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What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

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What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

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What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!