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What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name

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What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

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What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

Why are hot pickle buns so popular in Polish women's prisons?

They're made out of dill dough.

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What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

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What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.