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What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

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What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

So the cops can find the handles.

How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

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Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears