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What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

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Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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What sound does a Polish crow make?

Krakow

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.