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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

Who's there! Courtney Pine! Courtney Pine who?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one!

Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

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What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a slightly impolite canadian dust devil?

Da rude "eh" sandstorm

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Who's there! Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q who?

Bar-B-Q-t but I think you're even cuter!

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.