What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

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What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

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What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh